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When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.
The head was sloppy, so I hit her with the Pirate Maker.
Gas stations that serve food. Does not include chain restaurants inside a gas station. Brands that only exist in gastaurants count as a gastaurant (Hunts' Brothers, Chesters, etc.). Common dishes are chicken tenders, pizza, hot dogs, nachos, hamburgers, sandwiches and sushi.
That gastaurant has some great chicken tenders!
I got food poisoning from that gastaurant!
A strip club that serves wings or other bar foods
If we hit the breastaurant before 9, wings are half price with a lap dance!