An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, youâve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)
Holy shit, howâd you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!