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Spiffy Nathaniel

A Spiffy Nathaniel is when you decide to do hip thrusts with your barbell, but forget the hip thrust pad and leave a bar mark on your abdomen, making your SO think that they are being cheated on my a robot.

Man 1: Hey bruh, hows it go- oh, looks like you got a case of the spiffy nathaniels.
Man 2: Yeah, the wifes gonna be on the lookout for some imaginary robot lover

by PissBurn September 2, 2022


Nathaniel Chung

4'11, very short, usually ranked gold 4 in Overwatch 2 support role, Ana main who is simply outclassed by his tank's superior skill, used to be able to bench 175lbs but he failed so hard smh. He doesn't even squat anymore "my legs are too big." He is wasting his incredible genetics.

Man 1: "I am going to the gym, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Hey, I heard Nathaniel Chung is coming."
Man 1: "Dang, I bet he isn't going to hit the squat rack today, even though his legs have so much potential for gains."
Man 2: "Yeah, it's such a shame that he wastes all that potential."
Man 1: "Yeah."

by PissBurn January 14, 2023

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