Imodium

Magic in a bottle.

Eugene: Lordy, Yancy, why the hell are you grinning so big?

Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!

Eugene: Really, why is that?

Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*

Eugene: Oh.

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Laxative

The antimatter of Imodium

Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.

Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.

Joe: Oh.

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Rachael Ray

A dumb bitch.

Billy: Who's that dumb bitch?

Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?

Billy: Yeah.

Janet: That's Rachael Ray.

Billy: Oh.

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