trump

A dog poop left behind by someone who should have picked it up. It is objectively disgusting, in a place it doesn't belong, represents selfish irresponsibility, is dangerous to public health, and someone got away with something by leaving it there.

"Dammit, Sally, we've got to put up a sign. That's the fourth trump I've had to clean up this week."

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cope session

An unpleasant task that you would prefer to put off, or that you have put off, such as major cleaning, organizing, bill-paying, or even a sensitive discussion in some cases.

"Dude, look at this place. It's a disaster! You need to have a serious cope session in here."

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