Ryan Cabrera

A singer/songer/guitarrist whose music is very contemporary, easily likable and easy to listen to .

Did u hear that True song by Ryan Cabrera??? I love it b/c its soooooo greeat.

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salad fingers

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.

"I like rusty spoons!"

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rib hangers

Those hangy things that cling to most womans chests. Rub them to make the milk drop out.

"Wow you should see my moms rib hangers!"

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poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

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plopsicle

A popsicle containing or wholly consisting of Anal excrement.

"Wow Jimmy this plopsicle is great! how did you know I loved corn?"

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shit on a stick

A Mexican or First Nation, riding a pogostick.

"Haha you shit on a stick, I hope you rott!"

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George Bush

A slang for Assfucking, rotting, dickbiting, dumbassed, fuck-tarded, hairy, pig fucking, smeg-headed, god loving miserable lump of yankee crap.

"You're such a fucking George Bush"

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