After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok
Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
Blojie is the word used to describe a series of emojies placed together to form a text blowjob. Blowjob +emojie = Blojie
Hey brew , getting a blowjob tonight she just sent me a Blojie.
A complex arrangement of emoticons, letters , symbols and numbers forming what resembles a blow job in a text message. Blojie
Him:8==â==D~~ðµ
Her: omg is that a blojie
When you cum inside a girl on her period and the two mix to make a "rosé"
Man it was that time of the month but I got to nut in her anyways. We made a rosé.
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Bloji: A complex arrangement of emojis, letters and symbols used in a text message to resemble a blowjob.
Her: 8==â==D~~ðµ
Him: Nice she sent me a Bloji