Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

Mate Date

A gay romp between trraditionally straight men involving several members, generally taking place after a group outing with no females present.

The blink 182 concert was going to be this awesome mate date until Lauren had to interfere by coming into town...

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