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Crime scene

When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.

Dude I was having sex with this girl and I turned it into a crime scene. Will you post bail for me?

by Pittduq February 1, 2010

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