Untellectual

The opposite of an Intellectual; someone who lacks common sense and even basic knowledge of anything.

Chris: Have you seen that new guy, William around?

Steven: No.

Chris: Good, he's a bit untellectual most of the time.

PC

Abbreviation of purple cock

When a penis is squeezed by something so tight, that blood cannot flow properly, and it becomes purple in color.

I got a bad case of PC when I got my dick stuck in a toaster.