Generation P

A satirical label that should be in use instead of "Generation Z" because that generation's behaviors begin with "P". They are Pussies, they have Pity Parties, expect Participation awards pushers, Perpetrate the rich or caucasian, Pseudoword Producers, Pessimistic Protestors, Progressive Preachers, Posers, Pathetic, Pushing Policies for the 2% Population. Picketers, Punishers, Pacified, Perturbed

Generation P is so used to getting trophies just for participating. I heard one kid crying at the office because his email said "Thanks for your input," but he didn't get a certificate he could frame for it!