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vegi-curious

The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.

Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size!

by Pixie Twilight April 20, 2007

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