money

A piece of paper or metal that is usually signed by a government's treasurer, stating that everyone is currently under the delusion that you have wealth. In fact, the piece of cotton used to represent how much gold a country had, but then Richard Nixon decided that it was not his cup of tea. Due to 1 cent coins in the Canada (where they have since been abolished) and the US costing 1.6 cents to stamp, owning a lot of pennies makes you more wealthy than society believes you are.

Canada's money is the only currency that has a value: it is made from polymer, a petrolium-derived plastic.

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