Plains

A small village near Airdrie in North Lanarkshire, Scotland.

Look up "Airdrie" on urbandictionary.com, Plains is mostly similar.
Although Plains now has a train line running through it, unlike Airdrie and nearby village of Caldercruix it does not have a station. This is entirely due to the decision made by Network Rail against Plains.
However, due to tickets on the Airdrie>Bathgate line being ridiculously expensive, very few people are actually using the railway so Network Rail are getting their comeuppance.

Plains is pure the bomb man! I'm gutted they don't have their own train station!

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Phone Book Wanker

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.

-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.

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