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Owned, Rekt, Fucking Destroyed
Mike: DUDE THIS ANONYMOUS KID JUST FUCKED MY ROUTER UP AND NOW I DON'T HAVE INTERNET.
Sally: Hahahah you got doo-ragged.
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Tim: Yo my mom just doo-ragged me so hard because I was saying racial slurs.
Not to be confused with a dildo, Labia Stick is chap-stick / lip stick for your pussy lips. Good for the winter time.
Yo, I was jogging the other day and my pussy lips was chapped as a mother fucker, so I put some Labia Stick on. Problems = Solved!
Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.
Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!
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