Dickbreaker

When a women is so hot you are willing to break your dick off inside her during sex.

Oliva Munn is a dickbreaker to me.

Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.

Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!