Pussynook

The smallest, quietest hiding place you could possibly find that is used to avoid required responsibilities.

Bro 1: Dude where were you?? We needed help.
Bro 2: In my pussynook, where I can't be disturbed.

Scoot Stain

The trail of pussy juices you leave behind like a slug while you run away from combat.

Breach: Thanks for the help in that last fight..
Jett: I had to change my position!

Breach: Don't lie, I could see your scoot stain while you ran.