Seneca

1. Noun. A completely lovely and kind person, unbeknownst to herself: she says she is mean and callous, but really is a reluctant sweetheart incognito. She will almost always unknowingly help and comfort the very persons and things she says she dislikes - compelled to do so as if in some guilt ridden obligation - and then feel conflicted about her kindness.
Adj. Generally, ironically morally principled.
Adverb. Bestowing kindness reluctantly.
2. Adj. Smokin' hot.

1) Lady: I hate that stupid dog! He barks all the time.

Guy: That dog's owners neglect him and leave outside all day.

(Lady buys dog treats at store and feeds them to dog)

Guy: What? I thought you hated that loud dog?

Lady: I don't know what you're talking about, I do hate that dog... just now I feel bad about hating it and angry at myself for being nice to something I hate, all at the same time.

Guy: You're such a Seneca. Oh, thanks for those cookies. You're so kind and talented

Lady: You're welcome! (She then thinks to herself: I hate that guy)

2) Guy: Damn, girl! You is lookin' seneca today.

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