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A Can of soda or Beer that is transferred or temporally held between a woman's breasts.
Consumption of the beverage while still between the breasts is completely optional
Steve: Dude, that woman is holding a can of soda between her boobies!
Mark: That is a very nice Hooter Shooter.
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A Video Game Enemy (Called a Sprite) in a video game, whose body, or any part thereof, resembles a Woman's Vagina.
It could also be a boss in a video game as well, as well as in movies.
Todd: Dude, is it just me, or does that monster over there look like a vagina?
Gary: It's not you man. That is a Vagina Sprite.
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A person who is a expert of determining women's breast sizes. They also have a ability of telling if they are real, fake and/or if they are using a stuffed/pushed-up bra/braless, all simply by looking, and WITH the woman being fully clothed.
Bob: Wow, Judy really loves them think sweaters. I wonder what her bra size is.
Steve: *looks* She a 38C. And they're real. went with a brassier today. Nice.
Bob: How the hell do you know that ?
Steve: I've got the mad skills man. I'm a Boobieologist
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"doing the mcfarleys" is a G-Rated term that is used to describe sex in front of younger children.
Amanda: What was all that noise last night ?
Steve: that was mark and his girlfriend. They were fucking like rabbits.
Amanda: Don't say that in front of the kids.
Steve: Sorry. They were "doing the mcfarleys" all night.
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(Simple):
A Torrent Whore is a BitTorrent user , who is too lazy to upload his own content, so they opt to download a torrent from another user, and use those contents to create another torrent upload in their user name.
Definition (Extended):
Instead of creating their own rips, Torrent Whores merely download other people stuff, rename it and post it again as their own. It is sad, since it generates a lot of unneeded duplicates, instead of allowing larger swarms to develop around a single posting.
They are never going to give credit where it is due, since the folks who do this are trying to make themselves into bigshot uploaders without bothering to put in any real effort.
guy1: Dude, some just uploaded your comic in their name !
guy2: WTF ?! That dude is a torrent whore !
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Spanking a User on Twitter via Mobile Phone.
1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.
2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.
3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.
4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -
@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)
5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?
Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.
Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.
Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)
Mary: OOOOOH !
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The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.
What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a womanΓ’ΒΒs ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?
Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
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