demolition derby

when a bunch of rednecks in trucks ram each other to death

lets go see the demolition derby!

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mexican wine

a six pack of budweiser and a pack of dorritos

budweiser and dorritos are the only things mexicans eat

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Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

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Flash

the hardest most annoying program to get to work right. If you can pull off all the action script and shit and you're a good artist you've got everything you need to be on the top 50 at Newgrounds

How the fuck do u make buttons on Flash its so damn annoying

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television

a device for giving one's self eye cancer

Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you

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desolator

a cool unit in Red Alert 2 that shoots a radiation cannon and can radiate the ground by pointing his gun at the ground and shooting

Desolators kickass!

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mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

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