comedy central

the only reason for my existence + the only reason i pay for cable instead of stealing it

comedy central is the best network ever
south park rules all bow down

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the best shows on tv

1. simpsons
2. family guy
3. aqua teen hunger force
4. futurama

no questions just deal with it

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paperboy

a man that disquise him self as a paperboy. He rides on a bike and sells sex instead of delivering newspapers he delivers flyers for sex

daughter: the paperboy came by today mom
mom: oh really what did he deliver
daughter: the paper of course
mom: he delivered more than a paper

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jo moma

a stupid way to say yo moma as an insult

dude: oooh jo moma so dumb
other dude: shut up dumbass

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Sweetbread

Pancres of a calf

Do Not Eat Sweetbread!!!

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anthrax

1. a deadly biohazard that killes by destroying the lungs
2. a favorite toy of the Taliban
3. what hitmen use to get their money
4. in postal 2 what you put in a decapitated cow head

1. He was killed by anthrax
2. The taliban is at its anthrax-bombing again!
3. She was evidently killed by anthrax. Must have been a hitman.
4. Put in the anthrax and kick it off for a nice surprise!

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mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

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