mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

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injun

a redneck term for indian (the native american kind)

Billy 'moonshine' Bob: hey tha injun stoleded my wheels

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mcdildo

adult happy meals with sex toys

I'll take 2 whoppers 3 large fries 8 diet cokes 1 happy meal and a mcdildo

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Constitution

What george bush and dick cheney will change so good ol bushy can have another 20 yrs in office

giddyup horsey yeehaw im the president

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The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

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dumbass

1. a person at school that is so damn fat and retarded they have conversations in the middle of the hallway and block causing all kinds of student traffic
2. john kerry
3. a hobo i saw that mugged a little child for his happy meal

dumbasses are usually fatasses

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reefer joe

usually means marijuana
can be someone's name

did you smoke reefer joe last night?

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