mexican wine

a six pack of budweiser and a pack of dorritos

budweiser and dorritos are the only things mexicans eat

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Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

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powder keg

1. a keg full of gunpowder
2. a very violent or tense person
3. an area of countries with high nationalism and low tolerence for neighboring countries

1. Billy 'moonshine' Bob: pass me the powder keg, hadn't eaten this stuff in a while.
2. She's a powder keg ready to explode
3. the balkan region was a powder keg at the turn of the 20th century

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demolition derby

when a bunch of rednecks in trucks ram each other to death

lets go see the demolition derby!

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praire oysters

horse or bull testicles

If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no

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torture chamber

a place where you are sent to for misbehaving or if someone just hates and are forced to be tortured with sharp objects and raped up the ass by a happy meal gnome

also known as school

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tonic water

basically club soda with quinin in it

They drank too much tonic water and threw up

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