doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom

oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight

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tripya

its worst than dupya its tripya

dammit dick dont beat me i didnt eat the pudding packs or the rice kripsy treat i tell u its that damn lawn knome

dammit tripya those are suppose to be top secret and they only eat happy meals from that run down joint mc donalds

ow dick but dont beat me cause i lied about them here look ill beat my self

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mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

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terror drone

a cool Red Alert 2 unit that goes inside an enemy unit and kills the driver/infantry

Terror drones swarmed my base and killed all of my tanks.

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playdoh

1. substance playdohman plays with he likes the feeling of it and he uses it alot he gets playdohwomen to rub him down in it
2. papa smirf played with blue playdoh so much he got caught in his consumption of playdoh and food coloring

bad smirf u played with to much playdoh u bad boy that stuff doesnt come off u hard head i told u not to

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Flop-flipper

a person that flip-flops on issues and/or runs a flip-flop factory

Both of these apply to John Kerry

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dorritos day

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

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