and he scores

1. means he put in there and made it feel good
2. a sport term for scoring in another teams goal

1. he scores and she is really liked it
2. and Andy Griffith scores

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mcjournal

a deep fried journal usually spiced with rat feces, rat poison, urine, and bile. Served at mcdonalds for $2.99 and is eaten hot

mcjournals suck

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Flop-flipper

a person that flip-flops on issues and/or runs a flip-flop factory

Both of these apply to John Kerry

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dorritos day

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

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bulrog

Cartman in ninja form

Cartman: ha ha ha ha now you are a chicken ha ha ha ha
Kyle: goddamn it cartman

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cell phone

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors

Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's

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pow

1. prisoners of war
2. a sound characters in comic books make when they punch someone

its funny in america POW's are treated like they are on welfare, they are given houses, adequate food, and other commodites, in other countries, POW's are tortured and beheaded

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