fast food

food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses

c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA

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bacteria

little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases

bacteria kill by the millions

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George Bush's Last Words

Dick, I thought you said rocks was food

I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA

Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch

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al-zarqawi

a middle eastern terrorist leader that got bombed by the US and died on June 7th, 2006

now that the US pwned Al-zarqawi we are one step closer to osama

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willy-willy

australian for hurricane

im serious look it up

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tonic water

basically club soda with quinin in it

They drank too much tonic water and threw up

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doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom

oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight

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