sexcercise

when you excercise by having a rigorous amount of sex usally 8 hours

big bird: sexcercise helps kill obesity. try it today!

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bulrog

Cartman in ninja form

Cartman: ha ha ha ha now you are a chicken ha ha ha ha
Kyle: goddamn it cartman

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cell phone

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors

Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's

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bacteria

little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases

bacteria kill by the millions

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George Bush's Last Words

Dick, I thought you said rocks was food

I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA

Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch

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cracka cola

a form of coca cola made by adding crack to the drink they say its supposed to cure something but it seems like an excuse for people to buy crack

Dude...whoa...pass the cracka cola.

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dangerous lumber

1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who always hits someone with a baseball while they're batting and hit someone

1 that dangerous lumber gave megan AIDS
2 that dangerous lumber killed off my whole team

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