Jewfin

a jewish dolphin as seen on southpark

i heard that on south park
kyle's dad was a jewfin
see also lawfin

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bastard

1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.

damn bastards

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spike strip

what cops use to pop the tires of escaping victims, it usually doesn't work because people jump out of their cars and hightail it into the woods

spike strips are pretty common in police chases

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mcjournal

a deep fried journal usually spiced with rat feces, rat poison, urine, and bile. Served at mcdonalds for $2.99 and is eaten hot

mcjournals suck

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