shrimp weed

weed made to look like shrimp paste

smoke it its taste just like shrimp

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harry potter

harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid

when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun!

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oompa loompa

slave workers taken from their native homes and forced to work in willy wonka's chocalate factory. They are usually given meow mix as a reward for doing good work.

FREE THE OOMPA LOOMPAS! The poor oompa loompas!

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cockeyed sun

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast

dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food

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molotov cocktail

a bomb made up of a glass bottle with a flammable liquid inside and with a gasoline-soaked cloth inside and coming out the top. It is lit and thrown and explodes on impact creating an instant inferno. First used in World War 1

Big Bird: hey kids today we're gonna teahc you how to make your own molotov cocktail.

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steroid

1. natural chemicals that occur in the body (also can be manufactured) and help build up muscle tissue.
2. jimmy juice
3. what rats use to fight each other (really, look it up)

Steroids are supposed to make your balls shrink

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galley slave

a slave on an ancient warship usually row underneath the deck of the ship

25 gay things to be when you grow up: #19 galley slave

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