burnt your biscuits

when you diss someone similar to burn

dude 1: shut up you nerd
dude 2: yea you totally burnt his biscuits

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sand dollar

1: what a pimp picks up from his hoes but then needs more since it flies away like sand hence the term sand dollar
2: weird little creatures that wash up on the beach
3: what the flinstones use as money

1: That pimp smacked his ho cause he needed more sand dollars
2: That sand dollar got stuck on the beach and died
3: Fred paid 200 sand dollars for his aliigator lawnmower

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hillbilly heroin

What it seems the president is addicted to

Dick, i need my oxycontin
George ur not getting any until you sign this
But dick i dont wanna invade france

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dex whore

a person who will surrender their body to anyone who gives them dex or cold medication to get them high.

where in the fuck did they think of abusin dex?

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mcdonalds

the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.

its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.

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hyper

when you eat a lot of sugar and jump around everywhere yelling four square and raawk and telling your teachers to shut up

shut up! FFOOUURR Squaaaare!
!

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sewer

1. where garbage goes
2. where poor people live if they haven't signed up for welfare or live in the projects

Billy 'moonshine' Bob: hey thea mista hobo get on up out of ma sewa ya hea before i go an get my ol'shotty

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