man-child

a new way to say boy instead of saying it the normal boring way

old fart down the street: those damn man-children came and graffitied my whole fence!

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money laundering

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them

Money laundering is done on a world scale

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tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

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feces

1: the stuff monkeys throw at each other and later sniff for pleasure (think of it as monkey cocaine)
2: crap

Those monkeys are throwing feces at each and then smoking it!

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aqua teen hunger force

possibly the one of the best shows on adult swim. athf kicks ass and is hella cool. long live frylock master shake and meatwad

hella cool

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large mammal tranquilizer

1. a strong tranquilizer usually used to sedate bears and horses
2. a drug some people take to relieve depression and make some people look prettier

1. Old McDonald had to shoot his horse with a dose of large mammal tranquilizer to operate on it
2. Large Mammal Tranquilizer will calm you down (and probably kill you)

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jakovasaurus

A dinosaur type of thing that shootes about 30 babies out when its pregnant and say baooo wooop all the time

The jakovasaurus jacked off.

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