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muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows

big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today

by PlaydohMan May 10, 2004

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


club soda

water with carbon dioxide in it, essentially soda water

Club Soda is better than any soft drink!

by PlaydohMan May 9, 2004

77πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


the three b's

brewskis, babes, and bucks

all you need to stay happy

by PlaydohMan May 12, 2004

21πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


gangbanger lineup

where a gangbanger tells all his whores to line up in a line no need to tell the rest he is a gangbannger

they form a long line and then he when by and they all left

by PlaydohMan July 22, 2004

10πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


floppy disk

a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet

floppy disks suck

by PlaydohMan July 3, 2004

42πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


mexican wine

a six pack of budweiser and a pack of dorritos

budweiser and dorritos are the only things mexicans eat

by PlaydohMan March 3, 2005

22πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlaydohMan June 8, 2006

46πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž