freshly steamed

Lightly stoned, relaxed...

Joe was freshly steamed last night, we ran out of weed so we couldn't get stoned

Bad Investments

These are investments which may or may not be bad (they’re bad) made by a certain someone who never takes a deal in Deal or No Deal

Person 1: “Don’t make any Bad Investments and just press the deal button”
Person 2: “YOU NEVER PRESS THE DEAL BUTTON!”