Fake Adult

1) one who poses convincingly as an adult, until things are not going his/her way, after which underlying immaturity bubbles up. 2) A fair-weathered adult.

Damn, I was duped again! We dated for three years, and he seemed so mature. Then we broke up; turns out, he was a fake adult!

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Complexponential

exponentially complex; complex to the nth degree.

This software app is not just user unfriendly, it’s complexponential!

Drinkmare

Bad dreams caused solely by consuming too much alcohol, and usually shortly before going to sleep (i.e., drinking on your way to bed).

Really wish I hadn't downed so much sauce last night! Didn't need that last pour; I'm exhausted 'cause I had the worst drinkmares all night.