Please Do Not The Cat

A poorly Translated image warning to not pet the cat.

Person 1: oooo A cat

Person who owns cat: PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT

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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

This is hard to say

Billy: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Mandy:...
Grim: Wut

Please, Kill me

Said by the Spy in the 2007 game Team Fortress 2, This is one of many lines such as "Off to visit your mother!"

Red Spy: Please, Kill me

Blu Solider: No, Talk

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Dude

A gender-neutral term for your friends!

"I'm a Dude, He's a Dude, She's a Dude, We are alllll Dudes"

Home slice bread slice pal

Fuck if I know

Person1: hey there my Home slice bread slice pal

Person2: The fuc