Weapon

The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"

Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)

Synonyms: Tool, Douche

Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed

Jackson thinks he such a weapon... Little does he know I wiped my duck butter on his grill.