Australia

A place where everyone above the age of 50 skulls Victorian bitter longneck 20 times per morning. Everyone there is legends with the best food, animals and sport. The only people that hate the land down under are the English cricket team because we always thrash em to buggery whenever we verse each other

British watching the cricket: omigod why do we always looose against Australia?
Aussie watching the cricket: because the English people don’t skull 20 Victorians Bitters every morning

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Jake Paul

a 23 yr old who thinks he’s a savage because he commits the crime of saying ‘what are those’ to normal news reporters. He also thinks he can clickbait assault for views when even his 3 yr old girl fans are smart enough to Realise that it’s as fake as unicorns and fairy’s

Johnny: Hey! Jake Paul’s on the news

Jeff: oh god, you might as well just change the channel to my little pony
Johnny: yeah this burns my eyes

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