When you take a lemon, open it up and squeeze the juice on someone's tits. The tits then get twisted. Very pleasurable for intense sessions.
"Oh yeah girl, you ready for some lemon twisties?"
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When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.
Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.
Bob: Shit.
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Big purple blotches on a woman's (or man's) breast. Mainly caused by ejaculations from a man on cocaine onto this area. May or may not cause herpes.
Bob: "Whoa, man, you got some big wuddleplumps!"
Joe: "Shit"
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When you diarrhea into somebody's mouth and mix it with Dr. Pepper.
"Man, I gave that girl some good Dr. Pepper Love last night!"
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