danger dildo

Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.

Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!

THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.

Sez

When you're too drunk to say SEX so you say SEZ instead. This could also be a typo that you made with your fat ass thumbs.

Jeremiah: 1jz is sez
Jeremiah: sex*

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