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Fronting that you care about COVID-19 safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.
I was super stoked to find someone whoâs also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but sheâs totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party
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When you watch TikTok all day and realize itâs massively interfering with your dating life.
Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, youâre tok-blocking yourself into staying single!
Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.
Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didnât have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!
Ending a long-term relationship despite friends and family thinking you're making a mistake.
As if breakups aren't tough enough, I'm always Bradying because my friends and fam get too attached to my girlfriends.
Treating every relationship like itâs your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
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Indiscriminately spamming every match with a basic "Hey there," "Hey you," "Hey," "Hi," and praying that someone will respond and be interested.
Ugh, this is the fifth guy this week to hey & pray me, what do you even say back to "hey"?
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Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello â no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.