Waldo-ing

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.

This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!

Folklore-ing

Being so focused on fairytale romance that expectations don’t match reality.

Betty is totally folklore-ing James because she is too busy waiting for her White Horse and her White Veil occasion.

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Proofing

Giving a relationship time to breathe and not rushing into it.

I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!

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Twice Baked

When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.

I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.

Connell-vision

Fancying someone based on their fashion sense

I’ve been trying to get to know Brian for his personality, but I’ve got total Connell-vision, I only fancy his outfits. I can’t help it though, he’s got such great style!

Zoomlander-ing

When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.

I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!

Endgame-ing

Accidentally sending a NSFW photo or video to someone you're dating.

I almost ended up endgame-ing Jon by sending him a NSFW photo I had in my camera-roll, it was in between the photo of my dog and the bomb salad I had for lunch!

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