A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'
Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'
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a smush or smushes are people who walk very slowly while in front of people in a small place e.g. a shopping centre walkway.
angry shopper: 'i wish these smushes would the hurry the fuck up i got some shopping to do!'
angry shopper 2: 'i know, fucking smushes!'
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a word to describe the shittness of life. When everything in the world seems to be going againest you then you are in deep glooba.
idiotic boyfriend: 'holy shit dude my girl just caught me gettin a blow job of her sister!"
friend of idiotic boyfriend: 'man your in deep glooba!'
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verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.
'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'
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The highest form of praise anything can recieve
It goes as follows:
Shite
Bad
Average
Good
Exellent
Legendary
Mince
There is no higher form of greatness, comes from a combination of the words immense and mint.
"So was the film any good then?"
"It was amazing, i would go as far to say it was legendary"
"Thats not good enough, it was absolutely mince!"
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