Beats

A pair of headphones that despite being ‘designer’ are actually quite crap. It’s humans way of saying ‘look at me,I saved up my pocket money for 4 years and bought some shite headphones’

The 16 year old boy forgot to plug in his rose gold beats into his laptop, resulting in the whole library hearing rather loud sexual noises.

Twonk

A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice

Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.

Sym

Although commonly confused as ‘shut your mouth’ this short acronym actually means ‘suck your mum’

Jim: your not a cool person
Jimmy: sym
Jim: I don’t have one- she died this morning
Jimmy: oh sorry
Jim: it’s fine
Jimmy: oh ok, sym