Jamie

A rapist who isn't scared of having STDs or getting killed just to get some head. Other than that he's a nice guy who is fun to hang around with and make do stupid shit.

"OH NO! ITS JAMIE! RUN!"-Future victim
"You may run but you can not hide!" -Jamie

Porn

The reason a clear history button was invented and also the reason spider man exists.

"Porn is the best thing on the internet!"

Caleb

The innocent one

"Caleb is the only one in the group who hasn't masturbated! WHY?"-Everyone else
"I am the innocent one!"-Caleb the innocent

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