flappy dick

The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.

Jim: Did you bang that chick last night?

David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.

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