Ketchup on my hot dog

Having sex while your girl is on her period.

Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”

P.B.M

Pussy, butt, mouth. That says it all. You run the whole gauntlet in one session and you have just completed a PBM.

“Brah...I’ve been practicing for months, and I think tonight, I’m going for the P.B.M..”

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I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.

“I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”

Smokey Bone

Stand up naked with an erection while your girl blows smoke rings around your penis.

If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!

Last night my girl gave me the old Smokey bone before head.