Dean Thomas

Small Penis. When a Penis is too small to be recognised as a "John Thomas" it is referred to as "Dean Thomas".
See Penis, John Thomas.

Did you see Justin Beibers package? It turns out he does have a John Thomas, he only has a Dean Thomas!

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Plumbnuts

A more severe case of blue balls.

Man, that bitch gave you fucking plumbnuts and all?!!!