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1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.
"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."
The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
1. A side-effect arising from a female foreign exchange student, alienated by language barriers, deciding to spend the semester in her bedroom, auto-stimulating.
2. A prog-rock band from Wisconsin.
"My God, dude! We slept together once before she left, but now she's returned there is a serious Köln Gusher Effect going on!"
"Hot! Did you have a towel?"
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A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.
*over heard from two builders*
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."