When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.
I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.
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The act of defecating into a condom with the intent of then reinserting the feces via the condom into oneself or another's rectum.
I wanted to know what it felt like to have someone poop into my butt, so my girlfriend gave me a plupload.