noner

the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.

guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?

guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!

or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."

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