vegagables

A derogatory euphemism for "vegetables" used by a person who hates eating vegetables.

I don't care how much cheddar you pour on that broccoli, I ain't eatin' no vegagables makes a dramatic imitation of the gag reflex.

Gator Dope

Gator Dope (Krokodil, aka Crocodile) is an illicit drug currently gaining popularity in the US. Thought to have originally been developed in Russia it is known for its horrific ischemic side effects resulting in extensive wound infections, amputations, and death. The drug can be inhaled or injected.

Yo we're out of Heroin so let's get some Gator Dope and get so high

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bubblarium

A place of safety and peace in a world of seemingly constant violence, sadness, sickness, and despair as amplified by 24/7 media. Usually a physical place such as home or church but sometimes a place created and curated in the mind, often with the help of autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) triggers such as relaxation videos and soundscapes. A bubblarium can be a combination of physical place and emotional state.

The news was so troubling today that I had to turn off my phone and go outside, feel the sun on my face, and hear the birds singing just to get back to my bubblarium.

Traffic was crazy, people were rude--I'm so glad to be back to our home sweet home bubblarium.

Nazmom

A parent who, because of COVID or other perceived danger, has taken helicopter parenting to an extreme level bordering on dictatorship. The parental equivalent of a Karen.

"Jeremy's mom won't let him leave the house 'cause of COVID. She's all Nazmom."

"Brian: Let's get tacos on the way home.

Jessica: Not unless they're gluten free.

Brian: WTF? Who scared you off gluten?

Jessica: My dad.

Brian: rolls eyes You mean your Nazmom.

Jessica: Tacos aren't the only thing you're not getting tonight."

frang

A friend you bang (i.e., a friend with whom you have consensual sex but with whom you do not have a committed romantic relationship).

"She knows we're just frangs."

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Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.

My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.

Fuckflooded

In a female, the state of being so torridly tumescent that your underwear is wet.

"That dude is so hot I'm fuckflooded every time he looks at me."
"He's Vinny Viagra, and I'm fuckflooded Niagara."
"We don't need no lube cause I'm fuckflooded before we even fuck."