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A girl that loves to party and hooks up with different guys every night.
Keith's niece is a party hooker.
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When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.
I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.
When you need at least 3 pills to be sane.
Milana is three pill crazy, she thinks Donald loves her for her brains.
Stealing someone's Instagram picture and posting it as your own without the owner's permission.
I hate why my sorority sisters Instasteal my pictures.
When something appears to be unmovable, but only takes a little push to make it crumble.
When it comes to his daughter asking for something, his willpower is Jenga strong.
When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.
Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.
When you fart in a room and it follows you into a room with unsuspecting guests that notice the smell.
Nicole came back to the table with a strong stank trail.