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When you fart in a room and it follows you into a room with unsuspecting guests that notice the smell.
Nicole came back to the table with a strong stank trail.
Stealing someone's Instagram picture and posting it as your own without the owner's permission.
I hate why my sorority sisters Instasteal my pictures.
When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.
Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.
When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina
Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter
A girl that loves to party and hooks up with different guys every night.
Keith's niece is a party hooker.
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When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.
I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.
When you need at least 3 pills to be sane.
Milana is three pill crazy, she thinks Donald loves her for her brains.