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When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.
I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.
"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"
When only using deodorant, rather than an early morning wash.
I was so late for work this morning I only had time for a redneck wash. I smelt good but I knew it wouldn't last long.
Shaun liked nothing better than a Romantic Wank after a long day at the office. Put on some Barry White run a hot bath light some candles and charm the snake while getting freaky like Grace Jones until bed time.
When you ask questions to a female who is suffering from PMT (premenstrual tension).
Fuck me, my Mrs lost her shit the other day when I asked her "whats for dinner" she's got a bad case of Chat PMT.
Unlike Chat GPT, this one gets angry once a month.
Ryan "what's for tea loveâ
Chat PMT "if you ask me that one more time, I'll chin you"
Fuck me the Mrs lost her shit today when I asked her the time, she must have a case of Chat PMT
Dude I have just Scatchatted your sister with a huge Poopaduke. I hope she adds that one to the scatalog.
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Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.
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