cheeks deep

First, there was balls deep. Then, came hips deep. Now we have (drum roll) cheeks deep!

1. (noun) anything or person beyond that of hips deep, the farthest possible to man; 2. (noun) to shove one's lower abdomen into a cunt, until the gluteus maximus is at least one fifth obscured by the outer labial tissue of the cunt.

1. "You are way out there man. Fucking cheeks deep out there!"

2. Phillip DeFranco wishes he was cheeks deep in Katy Perry. He must wait for Russel Brand, to revert back into little British boys, to get a whack at it.

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speditor

1. Any dip shit that doesn't follow the ten guidelines of urbandictionary.com, thus rejecting perfectly good words and phrases. 2. Any retard that allows obviously inside jokes on urbandictionary.com. 3. Anybody that rejects this definition from urbandictionary.com.

Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.

Comedic Genius: Why the fuck would you reject "Crack Coma", from the Urban Dictionary? They must have been a fucking talentless speditor.

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hoofjob

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

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bitchcock

1. A large penis-like clitoris

I sword fight, but it's totally hetero. It's with my wife's bitchcock.

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hips deep

Any situation, act, person, place or thing that is beyond balls deep. Only surpassed by cheeks deep.

President of the United States: "I am proud to honor you with the Congressional Medal of Honor Marine. Would you like to say anything."

distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"

Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."

gerbil cemetery

1. The colon of a man whore. 2. Any area where large groups of gay men live and play.

1. Perez Hilton sits on a gerbil cemetery.

2. San Francisco, CA

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cabin cunt

The early stages of twat rot, that occurs while away from modern bathing or showering facilities. Usually afflicts women that are camping, hiking, etc. for more than forty-eight hours. Not considered a problem amongst lesbians.

nigga 1: Daaaamn dawg! You smell her stank hole when she jogged past our tent?

nigga 2: Fucking A right I did. Dat's cabin cunt for ya!

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